Whoever said they sleep 17 to 20 hours a day was lying, so was whoever said newborn poo doesn’t smell.

My baby makes all kinds of sound effects including growls, squeaks and spaceship crashes. I hope mine isn’t the only one that growls, what is Kody teaching him??

He prefers to poop into a clean diaper.

He can poop, pee and spit up at the same time, usually when the diaper is off. On a related note, he can generate a full load of laundry in a morning.

He’s not supposed to be able to roll over, lift his head or scoot forward yet but he can and will do so the instant you’re not paying full attention.

A sleeping baby will instantly awaken at the sound of the shower being turned on or a cup of coffee being poured.